I really can't think of anything worth writing about right now, so I am going to list the knowledge I have learned about riding the train over the past few years. Fun fun!
+ When walking through the turnstile, don't make eye contact with the token both person. Even if you are not doing anything wrong, and your pass is up to date, just don't. It can only lead to trouble.
+ If you spy a person who you deem unsightly (like the guy I saw today with a huge nose ring, ewwww), make sure you sit on the SAME side as them. I've tried sitting on opposite sides and to the left or right, but no matter what way you look they're still in your perif.
+ Schedule readjustments mean anything from "slow train in front of us, we'll be moving along any moment" to "We're all gonna die." Either or.
+ Drunk homeless people are to be avoided at all costs, including waiting for the next train if neccesary
+ Don't touch the hand rails. I have seen more people cough and put their hands on them than you could imagine
+ If you're standing next to a middle eastern, it's always a good idea to audibly announce "Allah would be really pissed if I die this morning."
+ For the love of God, don't make your iPod visible after dark at JFK
+ Patriot parade days are the worst
+ Cops are lax on muggers, but I'm sure you'll ellicit a response if you shout out "look! A jaywalker!"
That's all I can think of right now. Much more to come soon...
+ When walking through the turnstile, don't make eye contact with the token both person. Even if you are not doing anything wrong, and your pass is up to date, just don't. It can only lead to trouble.
+ If you spy a person who you deem unsightly (like the guy I saw today with a huge nose ring, ewwww), make sure you sit on the SAME side as them. I've tried sitting on opposite sides and to the left or right, but no matter what way you look they're still in your perif.
+ Schedule readjustments mean anything from "slow train in front of us, we'll be moving along any moment" to "We're all gonna die." Either or.
+ Drunk homeless people are to be avoided at all costs, including waiting for the next train if neccesary
+ Don't touch the hand rails. I have seen more people cough and put their hands on them than you could imagine
+ If you're standing next to a middle eastern, it's always a good idea to audibly announce "Allah would be really pissed if I die this morning."
+ For the love of God, don't make your iPod visible after dark at JFK
+ Patriot parade days are the worst
+ Cops are lax on muggers, but I'm sure you'll ellicit a response if you shout out "look! A jaywalker!"
That's all I can think of right now. Much more to come soon...
